Sleep out for the homeless CANCELLED because it’s a bit nippy out

A sponsored sleep out to raise money for a homelessness charity has been cancelled because it's a bit nippy out. According to the event's organiser Daniel Clenge, the...

GP’s receptionist cast in upcoming remake of Schindler’s List

In a surprise announcement coming out of Hollywood today, a 75-year-old GP's receptionist from Essex has been cast in the upcoming remake of Steven Spielberg's Second War...

OMG just seen 4 police cars 6 fire engines 3 helicopters + a tank...

No, no, no hun, there's absolutely nothing going on whatsoever. Your street resembles something out of one of the Die Hard movies, but no, there isn't anything...

School forces kids to attend SEXUAL HARASSMENT CLASS before writing Valentine’s cards

An infant school in Southend On Sea told all of their children that they had to attend a SEXUAL HARASSMENT CLASS before they were allowed to send...

Facebook group admin DEVASTATED to learn she can’t turn off commenting in real life

The administrator of a parenting Facebook group has been telling Southend News Network about how she was devastated to discover that you can’t turn comments off during...

Theresa May replaces entire Brexit negotiating team with Question Time audience from Barnsley

It has been confirmed this evening that the Prime Minister Theresa May has sacked her entire Brexit negotiating team in Brussels, including the Brexit Secretary David Davis,...

Spurs declare season over and release DVD after Arsenal win

Tottenham Hotspur have released a statement this afternoon declaring that their season is now over after beating Arsenal 1-0 at home.  It has also been confirmed that a...

Mad EU law means Curlywurly bars must become 14% less curly and 8% less...

A new EU law that is due to come into effect on 14th March 2018 will force Cadbury’s to make some changes to their popular Curlywurly bar...

North Korean bobsleigh team qualifies for second round at Winter Olympics

The North Korean bobsleigh team has qualified for the second round of the men's pairs event at the 2018 Winter Olympics in Pyeongchang. Although the duo completed the...

Bouncer forced to start fight with a tree after nightclub is ‘quiet’

A nightclub bouncer from Southend was forced to start a fight with a tree due to his nightclub being quiet earlier this evening.  Barry Stoosh, 46, who is...