The Deputy Prime Minister Damien Green has splashed out on a new computer after the old allegedly got ‘clogged up with data.’

A spokesperson for Green said: ‘Mr Green decided that it was time for some new equipment – some of the keys were starting to stick as well and the DVD drive wouldn’t open.’

’To be honest, he got a pretty good deal in the end, and we’ve already put Chrome on there with the incognito mode and everything.’

’His last screen had seen better days as well. Looked like a painter’s radio.’

A Downing Street insider said that his old system had been wiped clean and donated to charity.