A Southend News Network investigation has revealed that Inspector Gadget is currently working as a sex robot in the Soho area of London.

According to close friends, he is incredibly popular with the punters of Go Go in Penny Street due to his ‘wide range’ of accessories.

One unnamed source said: ‘He has now become famous for offering reacharounds that are simply unachievable by most humans.’

‘He was persuaded to enter the industry by that guy at the end of every episode who strokes a cat – I always knew that he was a bad’un.’

‘Brain is pretty upset about it, but a job’s a job.’