Millions of British Jews have reacted angrily today at the introduction of the government’s new MESHUGGAH TAX.

Under the new HMRC-led legislation, Jewish people within the United Kingdom will be subject to a £1 charge every time they do something a little bit silly.

Solly Jones from London said, ‘It’s an outrage. I dropped a whole bag of groceries on the pavement this morning and an inspector appeared instantly to demand full payment.’

‘I have already tried to file an exemption as I was feeling a bit verkuchte at the time, but the appeal could take ten weeks.’

‘I’m so disgusted I could plutz, let me tell you.’